婚前檢查做了沒
一對戀人去登記結婚﹐
工作人員問：「做過婚前檢查嗎？」
少女答：「查過了，他房子、車子都全了。」
工作人員解釋：「我是說去醫院。」
少女臉紅了，小聲回答：「查了，是個男孩。」
喝悶酒
老公心情不好，一個勁的喝悶酒，
老婆問：你在幹嘛？
老公說：別跟我說話，我想靜靜！
老婆轉過身一個巴掌呼了過去，
問：他媽的~靜靜是誰？
………….人生有時候想靜靜都難
算命
有一個人，三十幾歲了依然事業無成，工作也找不到，
事業也做不成，都一直賺不到錢。
於是，去找算命師算個命看看。
「你啊，將會一直窮困僚倒，直到四十歲。」
那個人聽了，眼睛為之一亮，心想有轉機了，馬上問說：「然後呢？」
「然後喔………」算命師看了一下他的命盤接著說：「然後你就習慣了！！」
很精采的表演
笑話資料來源：笑話多多
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>婚前檢查做了沒</strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">一對戀人去登記結婚﹐</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">工作人員問：「做過婚前檢查嗎？」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">少女答：「查過了，他房子、車子都全了。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">工作人員解釋：「我是說去醫院。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">少女臉紅了，小聲回答：「查了，是個男孩。」</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>喝悶酒</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老公心情不好，一個勁的喝悶酒，</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老婆問：你在幹嘛？</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老公說：別跟我說話，我想靜靜！</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老婆轉過身一個巴掌呼了過去，</span><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">問：他媽的~靜靜是誰？</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">………….人生有時候想靜靜都難</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">算命</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">有一個人，三十幾歲了依然事業無成，工作也找不到，</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">事業也做不成，都一直賺不到錢。</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">於是，去找算命師算個命看看。</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">「你啊，將會一直窮困僚倒，直到四十歲。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">那個人聽了，眼睛為之一亮，心想有轉機了，馬上問說：「然後呢？」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">「然後喔………」算命師看了一下他的命盤接著說：「然後你就習慣了！！」</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">很精采的表演</span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">一對戀人去登記結婚﹐</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">工作人員問：「做過婚前檢查嗎？」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">少女答：「查過了，他房子、車子都全了。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">工作人員解釋：「我是說去醫院。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">少女臉紅了，小聲回答：「查了，是個男孩。」</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>喝悶酒</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老公心情不好，一個勁的喝悶酒，</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老婆問：你在幹嘛？</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老公說：別跟我說話，我想靜靜！</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">老婆轉過身一個巴掌呼了過去，</span><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">問：他媽的~靜靜是誰？</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">………….人生有時候想靜靜都難</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">算命</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">有一個人，三十幾歲了依然事業無成，工作也找不到，</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">事業也做不成，都一直賺不到錢。</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">於是，去找算命師算個命看看。</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">「你啊，將會一直窮困僚倒，直到四十歲。」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">那個人聽了，眼睛為之一亮，心想有轉機了，馬上問說：「然後呢？」</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">「然後喔………」算命師看了一下他的命盤接著說：「然後你就習慣了！！」</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">很精采的表演</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /><img title="" src="https://s.pixfs.net/f.pixnet.net/images/emotions/025.gif" alt="" width="20" height="20" border="0" /></p>
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